Rich Jerk Program 2015
Rich Jerk Program 2015
Product Description
Rich Jerk Program 2015
Hey Loser!
I bet you’ll NEVER make money like me.
Because I’m an internet multi-millionaire, and I’m better than you.
Let’s get something straight. If you haven’t made money online by now, IT’S YOUR FAULT.
In fact, I guarantee that most of the people reading this right now will never make a dime.
Because they’re just too fuckin dumb!
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You’re getting my own personal system
showing you EXACTLY how to make BANK.
You can’t get this shit anywhere else.
You’ll learn DIRECTLY from me, and some of my personal most trusted advisors.
These guys are rockstars at making things easy to understand, especially for losers like you.
If you think I’m gonna hook you up with some lame-assed webinar series, e-book or DVD set, showing how “YOU TOO” can turn that frown upside down – like your favorite wet-noodle guru… I’ve got some bad news.
The fecal matter being packaged as “products” these days, by a bunch of fake-it-til-you-make-it wannabe hucksters, is nauseating. That crap should be sold in aisle 7 of your local grocery store as a sleep aid, doubling as a gag gift for parties.
I only create stuff that KICKS ASS and gets rave reviews.
That’s why I have about a bazillion testimonials from REAL customers.
I’ve got the goods, and everybody knows it.
In fact, based on my reputation alone, you should buy my shit sight unseen.
But for the sake of any cry-baby whiners out there, here’s a little taste of what’s inside…
Part 1: (taught by a dangerous black guy named Donny)
The most profitable, easiest to implement ninja SEO strategy EVER shared –> no hacks, no loopholes.
Part 2: (taught by a guy named John who looks homeless)
Follow along as a reclusive $400,000 per month Facebook earner & marketing genius spills his guts with profitable case study after case study.
All you have to do is COPY him.
Part 3: (taught by an Asian guy named Pyong, who pronounces “Cadillac” like this: “Cadarak”)
The ultimate “launch-jacker” reveals for the first time exactly how he makes 7 figures without an email list.
Part 4
(Everything Else That’s Awesome)
This bonus section is made up of guest appearances by several no-name, underground rockstars.
